Definitions by svinaktig
Kjeppen
A living legend from Straumsnes.
Sabrina: “ Have you heard about this dude that goes by the name Kjeppen??”
Samantha: “ You mean the guy with the enormous dick? He was here last night. I can hardly walk anymore “
Samantha: “ You mean the guy with the enormous dick? He was here last night. I can hardly walk anymore “
Melsåspikjen
A place you go to, to get a bigger penis.
It is a hill that holds magical powers, and people from all over the world, especially China, comes to enlarge their penises. Some people refer to it as penis-heaven.
It is a hill that holds magical powers, and people from all over the world, especially China, comes to enlarge their penises. Some people refer to it as penis-heaven.
Teacher: "Your penis has gotten so much bigger !"
Student: " Yeah, I went to Melsåspikjen this weekend. Now, let go of it."
Student: " Yeah, I went to Melsåspikjen this weekend. Now, let go of it."
Melsåspikjen by svinaktig June 8, 2021
Kanestraum
A place where rock'n roll and moonshine comes from.
The people are friendly and the cattle have a great sence of humor.
Men from Kanestraum have big dicks and well-rounded balls that are always shaved.
The women from that area have great tits and round asses.
The ferry to Halsa goes from Kanestraum 3 times a day.
The people are friendly and the cattle have a great sence of humor.
Men from Kanestraum have big dicks and well-rounded balls that are always shaved.
The women from that area have great tits and round asses.
The ferry to Halsa goes from Kanestraum 3 times a day.
The doctor:" Man, thats a big penis !!"
Dude: "Yeah, I am from Kanestraum. Now let go off it, I gotta catch the ferry"
The doctor: " Smooth balls too !!!"
Dude: "Yeah, I am from Kanestraum. Now let go off it, I gotta catch the ferry"
The doctor: " Smooth balls too !!!"
Kanestraum by svinaktig June 8, 2021