superslacker87's definitions

assicon

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.

The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

by superslacker87 August 3, 2006

NASCAR

Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races.

Not
All
Southerners
Care
About
Racing

Northern Guy: Do you like NASCAR?
Southern Guy: Why do you think that? You do know NASCAR, right?

by superslacker87 April 9, 2006

compfused

One who is completely incompetent when it comes to modern-day technology, particulary computers. Synonyms include 12:00 Flasher

Do you know anything about computers? No man, I'm so compfused!

by superslacker87 August 29, 2005

12:00 Flasher

Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."

"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"

by superslacker87 August 29, 2005

87

A cheating female. In the February 2003 issue of Cosmopolitan, 87% of females admitted to cheating, so a female who has cheated, is an 87.

You don't wanna marry that bitch, she's an 87!

by superslacker87 April 24, 2005