married s&m

Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.
Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.
by supersab October 11, 2010
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brownie crumbs

Dried up diarrhea under the toilet seat that is not found for days. When it is found, it looks like brownie crumbs.
My wife was so pissed that she had to clean up my brownie crumbs again.
by supersab September 16, 2010
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