suisare crasher's definitions

carbecue

A vehicle on fire.

Look! It's a carbecue! Grab the marshmallows!

by suisare crasher February 1, 2004

pizza pan

A satellite dish from DirecTV, Echostar, and similar providers. So called because it is about the size of an average pizza pan.

The pizza pan was filling up with snow, so I missed the big game.

by Suisare crasher June 23, 2004

electrical banana

A banana with a fork stuck in each end, connected to 120 volts A.C. Peels itself when electrified.

Electrical bananas are for people too lazy to peel their own bananas. Don't forget to unplug it before you eat it!

by suisare crasher March 30, 2004

spam

(S)alvaged (P)arts, H(am)

What do you mean, ewwwww? I don't like Spam!

by suisare crasher May 29, 2004

lite rock

See muzak.

Bland, boring muzak

by Suisare crasher June 22, 2004

Alice's Restaurant

A restaurant where you could get anything you want. Also, a song to be sung when getting drafted. The recruiters will think the draftee is crazy and reject them.

Come right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You could get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant!

by Suisare crasher July 31, 2004

suisare

A party in the eyes and ears of the uninvited schmuck next door. Especially if the party is a source of annoyance to that person.

I'm so sick of my upstairs neighbor's suisares. This is an apartment building, not a college dorm!

by suisare crasher September 21, 2004