stupid sexy flanders's definitions

Purranda

A portmanteau of "purr" and "veranda", a purranda is an enclosed, outdoor space for a cat (like a catio).

I couldn't find Socks anywhere but then found her asleep in her purranda.

by stupid sexy flanders April 1, 2019

Cinnamon Toast Munch

Going down on a woman while she eats breakfast cereal (preferably Cinnamon Toast Crunch).

Emily preferred to start her morning with Cinnamon Toast Munch, and her boyfriend was happy to oblige.

by stupid sexy flanders June 16, 2018

Almond Steamer

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.

Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.

by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018

Sickly foal from brown desert

A demonic creature that you should never feed after midnight . Reminiscent of the gremlins that plagued children’s nightmares of the 80s , 90s and 2000s this scaly beast will never be caught out in the daylight and serves a purpose of cradling slices of bread until they grow mouldy .

You shouldn't go to your friends house at this time of night there might be a sickly foal from brown desert outside .

by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 8, 2021

Fluffermutter

A really fluffy dog.

Damn, son, look at that fluffermutter!

by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018

Sickly foal from brown desert

A very cool youtuber 😎

I Stan sickly foal from brown desert , she’s amazing

by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 8, 2021

Felinai

A portmanteau of "feline" and "lanai", a felinai is an enclosed, outdoor space for a cat (like a catio).

Jinxie keeps catching birds that fly into her felinai and dragging them into the house.

by stupid sexy flanders April 5, 2019