Almond Steamer

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.

Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.

by stupid sexy flanders June 03, 2018

Felinai

A portmanteau of "feline" and "lanai", a felinai is an enclosed, outdoor space for a cat (like a catio).

Jinxie keeps catching birds that fly into her felinai and dragging them into the house.

by stupid sexy flanders April 05, 2019

Purranda

A portmanteau of "purr" and "veranda", a purranda is an enclosed, outdoor space for a cat (like a catio).

I couldn't find Socks anywhere but then found her asleep in her purranda.

by stupid sexy flanders April 01, 2019

Fluffermutter

A really fluffy dog.

Damn, son, look at that fluffermutter!

by stupid sexy flanders June 03, 2018

Cinnamon Toast Munch

Going down on a woman while she eats breakfast cereal (preferably Cinnamon Toast Crunch).

Emily preferred to start her morning with Cinnamon Toast Munch, and her boyfriend was happy to oblige.

by stupid sexy flanders June 14, 2018

Sickly foal from brown desert

A demonic creature that you should never feed after midnight . Reminiscent of the gremlins that plagued children’s nightmares of the 80s , 90s and 2000s this scaly beast will never be caught out in the daylight and serves a purpose of cradling slices of bread until they grow mouldy .

You shouldn't go to your friends house at this time of night there might be a sickly foal from brown desert outside .

by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 09, 2021

Sickly foal from brown desert

The head vampire of forks Phoenix , Carlisle drank from her centuries before .

It still strikes a chord with Esme even all these years later that sickly foal from brown desert was the first from which Carlisle drank .

by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 09, 2021