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Definitions by stu f.

triple double 

again, this move is performed when you are having sex with a pregnant chick. sorta like a threesome. actually, it is exactly like a threesome
you: yea guys...last night i got a triple double!
friends: AWESOME, how many points, blocks and steals did you have?
you again: no guys i had sex with a pregnant chick!!!!!
friends: (laughing because that is the best thing ever)
triple double by stu f. May 3, 2004

coffee packet 

a coffee packet is another saying for tea bag. our teacher, mrs. v, wouldnt let us say tea bag, prolly because she knew what it meant. i didnt think teachers knew about tea bags
the other week i dropped a coffee packet on that bitches face
coffee packet by stu f. May 3, 2004

balls out d

when your basketball coach is gettin real pissed at you because you are a lazy piece of shit and dont play d and he wants you to play some fucking defense until the next dead ball so he can take your ass out
balls out d by stu f. May 3, 2004
oh man she had my dick in a bear hug
bear hug by stu f. May 3, 2004

human victory cigar 

Darko Milicic. i guess the term can be applied to anyone who sucks and goes into a game when your team is up by so much that there isnt any way you can lose.