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Definitions by stiff peeda

iPod Ears 

When 2 men ejaculate into a woman's ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of ejaculate in each ear. Some of the semen will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the Apple iPod.
This bird is well mucky, we gave her the iPod ears and she loved it.
iPod Ears by stiff peeda February 19, 2010

come a cunt 

To fall over.

(A colloquialism spoken in Scunthorpe)
"hey be carefull you don't come a cunt on that slippery ice"

"oh man, I was walking past some hot chicks and came a cunt, they all laughed"

"look at the bruise on my head, I came a cunt on the way to work and banged it"
come a cunt by stiff peeda February 25, 2009
Post ejaculation trauma.

The period of intense regret a guy aften feels immediately after ejaculation. It's intensity depends upon what he was fantasising about / fucking / watching immediately prior to ejaculation.
1. "I was jacking off to some hardcore GGG bukakke porn but as soon as I came the PET kicked in big time, that shit is disguisting"




2. "Hey did you nail that fat chick last night, you seemed to be well into her?"

"Yeah I was, but had instant PET and had to get out of there, she was rank"
PET by stiff peeda February 17, 2009

awesome force 

"hey guess what geek boy, my hard drive is bigger than yours"

"awesome force"
awesome force by stiff peeda October 22, 2008