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Benyamin

If you have a Benyamin, you are extremely lucky. Not only is he handsome asf (he’s Persian ;) but he’s also caring, loving, understanding, and absolutely perfect. Benyamin is most interested in music, and spend a lot of time playing his guitar. But do NOT make him mad or upset. You will regret it. So, hold on to this guy until the end cuz you are privileged to have somebody like Benyamin.

Me: Guess what
Friend: What
Me: I have a boyfriend!
Friend: Ooooo what’s his name?
Me: Benyamin!
Friend: You mean Benjamin?
Me: Hell no. I mean Benyamin.
Friend: Where’s he from?
Me: Iran!

by stfu2847 August 15, 2018