stevie's definitions

unix

UNIX rose from the ashes of a multi-organizational effort in the early 1960s to develop a dependable timesharing operating system. After three decades of use, the UNIX* computer operating system is still regarded as one of the most powerful, versatile, and flexible operating system in the computer world. Its popularity is due to many factors, including its ability to run a wide variety of machines, from micros to supercomputers, and its portability, all of which led to its adoption by many manufacturers. The system also fostered a distinctive approach to software design, solving a problem by interconnecting simpler tools, rather than creating large monolithic application programs. Its development and evolution led to a new philosophy of computing, and it has been a never-ending source of both challenges and joy to programmers around the world.

"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." - Dennis Ritchie

by Stevie June 22, 2004

space

What my girlfriend demands the next day after we have sex. SPACE is required for her to have time to pretend it didn't happen and that we have not actually been dating for more than a month.

A constant state of relationship suppression.

Sorry, but I need some space now. I'll call you in a week.

by Stevie March 6, 2005

cut a muffin

To fart. Any type of fart. Doesn't have to be audible

"Oh, man, I've been cutting muffins all night!"
"That's disgusting!"
"Hey, atleast I'm not gonna crap my pants!"

by stevie September 15, 2003

wibble

A word commonly used instead of 'sex'

I 'wibbled' her all night long

Would you like to 'wibble' now?

We were 'wibbling' but then her mother cam in and joined us...*side note*I can dream!

by Stevie February 5, 2004

Cockney Wanker

Person of London-sounding accent

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

uh-bwuh?!

expression of confusion; shock

Guy: I had sex with your mom.

Other guy: UH-BWUH?!!?!?!

Guy: Just kidding.

by Stevie May 13, 2005

code 7

Someone is coming into Subway. Usually refering to a customer, but can be used in conjunction with other codes to signal the arrival of Darin. see code 9.

Code 7; Josh get out here!

by stevie September 13, 2003