stank monster

A girl so unbelievably repulsive that she gets knocked back from ugly competitions for being 'too professional'. Also know to male clubbers as a "fifteen-pinter"

You should have seen the stank monster I banged last night!! She was so bad i had to use a packet of viagra and my grandad's pump to get it up

by steven mccrory November 12, 2003

plough the beanfield

The act of a lady pleasuring herself

That Claire is always in her room ploughing the beanfield. She just has to ask and I'll get out my pitch fork.

by Steven McCrory March 26, 2004

boaby knob

A complete bullshitter, beyond a mere simple boaby or knob

That Frank McKenna's a fucking boaby knob

by Steven McCrory September 17, 2003

flick the pirates ear

To go down on a girl who has her clit pierced.

I didn't realise Claire had a pirate's ear til I flicked it

by Steven McCrory March 26, 2004