ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
by starry da great December 26, 2024
by starry da great December 17, 2024
DEFINITION #1:
He's a man so i had to use a mildo instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (idk how else to use this in a sentence)
DEFINITION #2:
Joe: *takes $20 out of Donald's pocket and runs off with it*
Donald: JOE YOU MILDO!!111!!1!111
He's a man so i had to use a mildo instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (idk how else to use this in a sentence)
DEFINITION #2:
Joe: *takes $20 out of Donald's pocket and runs off with it*
Donald: JOE YOU MILDO!!111!!1!111
by starry da great December 21, 2024
you either accidentally misspelled "Yet" or thought your were so clever with coming up with an opposite word for nyet
by starry da great December 15, 2024