Definitions by spunkmeister
the soggy spiderman
a male who hasn't had sex either in a long time or never, and finally has intercourse with a woman. The amount of spunk which has exploded from the penis, results in the woman exaggeratingly being stuck to the wall by cum.
the soggy spiderman by spunkmeister July 31, 2026
bobcatting
A girl that is sitting in the middle back seat of a car after a shitload of drinks (optional) between two blokes and wanking them simultaneously - ever seen how someone drives a bobcat with a joystick either side?
Sharon was so shitfaced the other night, she was bobcatting her hubbies best man and her second cousin in the back seat on the way home from the engagement party while her fiancee was driving up front!
bobcatting by Spunkmeister February 11, 2008