Definitions by spontexj
spontex
a name given to someone before their christian name to describe a person that goes house to house in kirriemuir asking for crack smokers used spontex
spontex andy went to chris and claire’s crack den in kirriemuir asking ‘do you have any spontex’ where they replied ‘we’ve already smoked it spontex andy, fuck off’
fudidiot
dora came to the door trying to sell fake clothes
carol answered and said ‘get away from the door you fudidiot’
carol answered and said ‘get away from the door you fudidiot’