splattio burrito's definitions

munt

when a man tucks his entire junk between his legs to simulate having a vagina.

Gerardo really freaked me out when he pulled off his pants and I saw he wasn't a woman! Fortunately, he was smart enough to tuck his beans and sloppy pipe back and his munt had me rarin' to go once again!

by splattio burrito July 30, 2005

meat mountains

breasts, jugs, tits, cans.

Man, that girl's got a hefty set of meat mountains!!

by splattio burrito July 29, 2005