meat mountains

breasts, jugs, tits, cans.

Man, that girl's got a hefty set of meat mountains!!

by splattio burrito July 29, 2005

munt

when a man tucks his entire junk between his legs to simulate having a vagina.

Gerardo really freaked me out when he pulled off his pants and I saw he wasn't a woman! Fortunately, he was smart enough to tuck his beans and sloppy pipe back and his munt had me rarin' to go once again!

by splattio burrito July 30, 2005