After a day of hard drinking and no thinking you throw peoples stuff off a boat. Lost forever Usually resulting in an Amazon purchase for an apology
After a hard day drinking on the boat, doing dunkaroos and shots, one of my boys pulled an Angry Edward and threw slides in the river. Never to be seen again.
by spideyskin June 01, 2021
After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.
My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
When you ass fuck your woman that has hemorrhoids and they burst open. The blood then mixes with the Cum creating a grape swirl. One can chose to then wipe it on his partners face for added effect
At a party last week, my boy Des went upstairs ass fucked his girl then wiped the grape swirl over his girls forehead. Then they went back down stairs none the wiser. Except for the stain on her forehead.
by spideyskin May 26, 2021
In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
by spideyskin May 10, 2021
My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.
by spideyskin April 19, 2021