spideyskin 's definitions

Wisconsin casserole

After a night of pounding a shit ton of cheap beer you chow down on your girls pussy. Only to blow chunks of cheese, brats and craut up in there. Then you proceed to bang her an blow your load in her cooter.

After a hard night drinking on State street. My boy Scottie left a Wisconsin casserole in his girl Amy. The dog wouldn’t leave her alone the rest of the night

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.

My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.

by spideyskin May 9, 2021

Angry Edward

After a day of hard drinking and no thinking you throw peoples stuff off a boat. Lost forever Usually resulting in an Amazon purchase for an apology

After a hard day drinking on the boat, doing dunkaroos and shots, one of my boys pulled an Angry Edward and threw slides in the river. Never to be seen again.

by spideyskin June 1, 2021

Teddy Boob

Teddy Boob. Cupping your ladies boob in order to assist in a restless night of sleep.

I got hammered last night and crashed at my girls pad . The only thing that helped me sleep was holding on to her Teddy Boob

by spideyskin May 12, 2018

Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.

Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.

by spideyskin May 25, 2021