spideyskin 's definitions

Wisconsin casserole

After a night of pounding a shit ton of cheap beer you chow down on your girls pussy. Only to blow chunks of cheese, brats and craut up in there. Then you proceed to bang her an blow your load in her cooter.

After a hard night drinking on State street. My boy Scottie left a Wisconsin casserole in his girl Amy. The dog wouldn’t leave her alone the rest of the night

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

Iowa unit

An Iowa Unit is a measurement of weight for large women. One Iowa Unit = 100 pounds

My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.

by spideyskin April 19, 2021

nut eye

When you are getting your dick sucked and shoot your load into your ladies eye. The ole nut eye

My girl looked like Popeye the rest of the night after I gave her a Nut eye

by spideyskin May 26, 2021

Angry Edward

After a day of hard drinking and no thinking you throw peoples stuff off a boat. Lost forever Usually resulting in an Amazon purchase for an apology

After a hard day drinking on the boat, doing dunkaroos and shots, one of my boys pulled an Angry Edward and threw slides in the river. Never to be seen again.

by spideyskin June 1, 2021

Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.

Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.

by spideyskin May 25, 2021