by spideyskin May 26, 2021
Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.
Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.
by spideyskin April 19, 2021
When you ass fuck your woman that has hemorrhoids and they burst open. The blood then mixes with the Cum creating a grape swirl. One can chose to then wipe it on his partners face for added effect
At a party last week, my boy Des went upstairs ass fucked his girl then wiped the grape swirl over his girls forehead. Then they went back down stairs none the wiser. Except for the stain on her forehead.
by spideyskin May 26, 2021
In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
by spideyskin May 10, 2021