Definitions by spideyskin
Wisconsin casserole
After a night of pounding a shit ton of cheap beer you chow down on your girls pussy. Only to blow chunks of cheese, brats and craut up in there. Then you proceed to bang her an blow your load in her cooter.
After a hard night drinking on State street. My boy Scottie left a Wisconsin casserole in his girl Amy. The dog wouldn’t leave her alone the rest of the night
Wisconsin casserole by spideyskin May 25, 2021
Air Molesters
Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.
Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.
Air Molesters by spideyskin May 25, 2021
shake n’ wake
In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
shake n’ wake by spideyskin May 9, 2021
Iowa unit
My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.
Iowa unit by spideyskin April 19, 2021
Teddy Boob
I got hammered last night and crashed at my girls pad . The only thing that helped me sleep was holding on to her Teddy Boob
Teddy Boob by spideyskin May 12, 2018