spider's definitions

scooter-forums

A place in cyberspace where mods, scooterboys and others with an interest in motor scooters meet to exchange jocular banter on the meaning of life (and the weather in Norway).

Catch you on scooter-forums mate. Better that than scooterboy-world. Oh and what's the weather like in Norway?

by Spider April 27, 2006

ni

Acronym for no idea. Someone asks you something and you don't know you type "ni".

<someone>Anyone know how to...
<Spider>ni

by Spider May 13, 2005

the fed

the police

"shit the feds r cumin run!"

by spider June 17, 2004

vibe

a person's name, a really fit lad from oldham.

"hiya 'vibe' what r udoin 2 day?"

by spider June 16, 2004

The Nutty Professor

When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.

I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.

by Spider November 16, 2004

wranga

a person with red hair and freckles (optional). seen as inferior than normal hair coloured people. should not be cross-bred with other hair colours.

Emmas a wranga!!!!!!! hahaha!!

by spider May 18, 2004

johnny boys

shit arse white ppl

ay yo jonhhy boys, u cnt do shit!

by spider June 16, 2004