speedioweedio's definitions

Stresslight

A woman that's used as a human fleshlight to relieve stress.

"This job is killing me. When I get home I'm using my stresslight."

by speedioweedio March 12, 2025

Vacuous Pussy

Pussy that sucks the life and soul out of a man.

Berndard: I have been awfully horny as of late, my dear chum Reginald.

Reginald: Ahhh, old chap u should fuck wit that bih Jasmine she got dat vacuous pussy. The typa eyeopening pussy that makes a g rethink his life.

Bernard: I need me summa dat on God.

by speedioweedio November 25, 2020