sorrow's definitions

spider man

The Spider-man: After ejaculating (also known colloquially as "busting a nut") into one's palm, quickly turn and fling your "web-fluid", Spider-man style, at your recently serviced sex partner. Extra style-points for "webbing" her in the facial region.

(WARNING: If your target is not an utter whore, completely lacking in self-esteem, be aware of possible violent retaliation...otherwise known as the "Super-villain's counter-attack").

Note: May also be used as a verb (i.e. I totally spider-manned her!).

Example: Did you see that spider man shot to her face??!

by sorrow April 10, 2013

Dirty Deon

Variation of the Dirty Sanchez

Immitates American Footballer Deon Sanders, by wiping lines of your partners faeces below their eyes during intercourse.

Second Draft Receiver.

by Sorrow June 12, 2003

Geofact

Geofact GE-O-FACT jee-oh-fakt NOUN pseudonym Slang term commonly used by Hobbyist collectors, amateur & professional Archaeologist that describes an object occurring naturally; not made by man, That falsely looks to be a Artifact "U.S spelling" Artefact "Brittish spelling" usually just a common stone or rock and
Natural object or geological occurrence / anomaly

ORIGIN-
Geo Greek word meaning Earth
Factum Latin word meaning law or Somebody's own act and deed. see also Fact arte factum

I was excited that I had found what looked to be a ancient stone ax , But was told by experienced collectors it showed no signs of ancient tooling or manufacture & was a Naturally occurring stone formation commonly referred to as a Geofact I hope next time I find a "Artifact" not a "geofact".

by SORROW March 28, 2013

Gnikma

1. N. The opposite of an amking I.e a minute microscopic penis incapable of getting an erection

2. Adj. An impotent jackass who has a gnikma

1. "Holy shit! My mothers get a bigger penis than me! I hate this gnikma!"

2. "Haha, jackass, you're a gnikma, your mum rams dogs better than you ever will!"

by Sorrow March 27, 2005