bisexual

-a cool way to say that you are hot to both guys and girls

-a cool way to say you like guys and girls

-you're confused about your sexuality

-what i am

straight boy: that bisexual guy is hot!!!!!
straight girl: I thought you were str8?
straight boy: dude, he is like as hot as a girl, it doesn't matter (hard on in his pants)

by someone out there is gonna get me October 12, 2006

jongle

not to be confused with the perverted definitions placed before this hilarious word was invented, it officially means

The movement of the male anatomy (AKA; the penis) by an external force
(ie: wind, hand, body movement, the act of masturbation, erection)
to flop up and down excitedly

When the person ran with boxers in gym shorts, his weenis jongled uncontrolablly

by someone out there is gonna get me October 12, 2006