some dude's definitions

G

gangster, feared by many

I am a G

by some dude October 31, 2003

Hallmark

Besides being a greeting card company, it also means a male who has no balls. therefore he is way to simpathetic and crys over chick flicks. Enjoys buying stuffed animals and flowers for his girlfriend who has him by his non existent nuts. He listens to his every word as if he thought he could blow a load on it. Hallmark club cards, and "Hallmark" are not that different when you think about it.

Chris: dude, tonight there is an Avril Lavigne concert! i'm going with my girlfriend! i'm going to get her flowers, and candy, its going to be great!
Ben: dude... you're such a god damn Hallmark

by some dude October 21, 2004

abercrombie and fitch

A store in which Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shop. Hated by non-conformists, it is a overpriced K-Mart. Actually, I think K-Mart has better quality. Many people are bashed for hating it, although most of the people that buy there do so just to fit in. Hate it or ove it, it's here to stay. I personally dislike it. And no, don't say I'm "poor", "ugly", "fat", or anything. Most people own less than ten articles from their. Unless you are rich and can afford it (don't know why I used to shop there), just ignore it.

A+F Shopper: I'm going to A+F tomorrow!
Non-Conformist: Dude, you're gay. Just die so I can spend my time brooding in my room at three in the morning, listening to death metal and conforming to other non-conformists.
A+F Shopper: Whatever.

by Some Dude April 4, 2005

fuck witted

an idividual who by fault of parental conception is a skid-mark on the collective underwear of society. Seeassclown, fuck-fuck, fuckstick, dumb-ass, chris, shane

damn that guy sure is fuck-witted. He is even more fuck-witted than shane. Maybe even more than chris

by some dude July 6, 2004