lemons

alright ive been thinking. when live gives you lemons dont make lemonade MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMM LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! with the lemons. im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
mugGet the lemonsmug.

scattergun

the stock weapon for the scout class in team fortress 2 its also considered the best choice by the majority of the scout main comunity
person1: That scout has a strange scattergun with alot of kills
person2: thats cause hes a scunt
by sniper nate October 21, 2020
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holy mackerel

it is a joke melee weapon for the scout class in tf2

it has bad damage but its almost used by all casual scouts becuase its funny
it also has jiggle bone physics when you hold it and can sometimes twist itself when you swing it
fish scout:fish
everyone else in the server: fish
the fish they are refering to is the holy mackerel item
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
mugGet the holy mackerelmug.

lugermorph

a reskined stock pistol in tf2 for the scout and engineer class

it has the same stats nothing special about it
literally just a re skin
scout1: i like the lugermorph better than the pistol
scout2: but its just a reskin
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
mugGet the lugermorphmug.

soda popper

a weapon for the scout class from valves team fortress 2 it is a side grade to stock

its main gimic is the hype meeter that goes up uppon dealing damage
scout1: i like the hype meeter for the soda poper
gaben: nerfed the soda popper
scout1: NOOOOOOO
by sniper nate October 21, 2020
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winger

a tf2 secondary weapon that is used by the scout class its main stat gives a 25% increase in jump height on wearer
scout1: how are you jumping higher than me
scout2: the winger
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
mugGet the wingermug.

crit a cola

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2 that upon use gives a 100% chance to minicrit for 8 seconds
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds

when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits
scout: im gonna go in and take out the heavy
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
mugGet the crit a colamug.