snake's definitions

slackist

one who follows the religion of slackisum

I can't work i'm a slackist

by Snake March 20, 2005

Westlife

The scourge of the music industry. A disgrace to the Irish people who rake in money and aren't paying tax because our backwards government gives them an exemption under a law allowing "artists" to get away with not paying up.

Westlife came on the radio, so half the room blew their brains out.

by Snake January 28, 2006

Langer

Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.

1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated

1) I've got a huge langer, boy.
2) You're some langer, boy.
3) He was langers, boy.

by Snake November 24, 2005

merc

1) Despite what that American idiot who requested it to be deleted said, people do actually use this as slang for a Mercedes.

2) Mercenary

1) Lads, I pissed on a Merc last night. Goddamn yuppie bastards.

2) Fuck it, let's just hire a Merc to kill him.

by Snake January 30, 2005

XX

Chick or lesbian... as in chromosomes... XX girl and XY guy..

Holla at me XX's.

by snake June 14, 2004

green beret

1) U.S. Army Special forces.

2) The best character from the Commandos series.

1) And in other news, U.S. army Green Berets killed 14 Iraqi civilians in an attack today.....

2) This group of soldiers has been isolated from their unit. Let's see if we can offer them a hand.....or a knife.

by Snake March 7, 2005

Bollollocks

Used in a situation that isn't bad enough to warrant using the word fuck, but causes more frustration than is required for using bollocks

Oh, bollollocks, I just dropped this insanely heavy box on my foot

by Snake July 9, 2004