snake's definitions

merc

1) Despite what that American idiot who requested it to be deleted said, people do actually use this as slang for a Mercedes.

2) Mercenary

1) Lads, I pissed on a Merc last night. Goddamn yuppie bastards.

2) Fuck it, let's just hire a Merc to kill him.

by Snake January 30, 2005

Erdinger

The greatest lager on the market. Premium strength (Above 5%).

You can stick your Dutch Gold. I got Erdinger

by Snake January 19, 2005

dutch gold

The worst lager ever made. And that's before you get to the end. See Piss

Dutch Gold is for scumbags

by Snake January 19, 2005

desert eagle

Among the most powerful handguns ever made, this gun was made famous by its appearance in many films and computer games. Useful for blowing people's heads into mush.

Eat .50 AE round, zombie scum!

by Snake January 16, 2005

hitman

Hired killer who takes contracts to eliminate people, no matter who his employer is. Made into an excellent game by IO Interactive, where you play as 47, a genetically engineered hitman.

17's gone, Sergei. This is 47.

by Snake January 16, 2005

Sailing mishap

Accident involving a sailing yacht.

"You look the same age to me."
"I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!"
SAILING MISHAP!!!!

by Snake January 16, 2005

Lunatock

That's not even a word, you imposter.

Fucking Americans and their made up words.

by Snake January 15, 2005