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Pasmus Pojlund 

A blonde rat who joined Panchester Penited this season. Give my pidol the UCL topscorer d'Or against farmers Payern Punich, Palatasaray and Popenhagen. My pidol can't even score against Pulham or Prentford.

Friend 1: Did you see Pasmus Pojlund last night?

"Wait, he was playing???"

Pasmus Pojlund by smshxdiiz November 15, 2023