Definitions by smoother than silk
quarterback pussy
the kind of pussy that's huge, with overlaying gunt, the lips are covered in a woolish sorta hairy substance, and smells like pure dirty sweat, and has a clitoris the size of bulls dick.
holy shit, that chick quarterback pussy, dudes, that cunt's leathal stay away!!
yeah my friend's wife has quarterback pussy, fucking guy was in er,, her clit surrounded his cock and balls he was trapped for days,,they had to call a toe truck to pull his cock out of it
yeah my friend's wife has quarterback pussy, fucking guy was in er,, her clit surrounded his cock and balls he was trapped for days,,they had to call a toe truck to pull his cock out of it
quarterback pussy by smoother than silk August 27, 2009
a knottie nettie
an old womans pussy, in need and looking for cock, looks knarled, and the lips are purple from anger.
Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!
holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuc kher, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!
Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!
holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuc kher, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!
Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!
holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuck her, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!
oh man!! that woman even smells like she has a knottie nettie,,,RUN THE OTHER WAY!!
holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuck her, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!
oh man!! that woman even smells like she has a knottie nettie,,,RUN THE OTHER WAY!!
a knottie nettie by smoother than silk August 26, 2009
stretchage vaginalism
when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver
man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.
hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!
hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!
stretchage vaginalism by smoother than silk August 24, 2009