Inkblind

The Phenomena where a regularly unattractive or unpleasant person becomes attractive to the opposite sex after receiving multiple body art or tattoos.
Girl: Wow! John looks alot hotter then when he was in school.
Guy: He looks the same to me, he just has Tats!
Girl: I'm gonna ask him out.
Guy: Your so Inkblind.
by smoketown August 28, 2009
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Homocycle

A regular Unicycle, Bicycle or Tricycle with the seat pad removed leaving only the seat pole.
Old lady: Did you see that young man riding that bike with no seat? It looks very uncomfortable!

Young boy: Yeah Nan, It was a total homocycle!
by smoketown August 28, 2009
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