fartwhiggle

The act of sqeezing the butt cheeks together having the fart make a squeek noise. (similar to a quif) But then u hold them like that untill you start to have anal seepage forming a work shaped exterior.
cameron's fartwhiggle was 15 feet long.

that fartwhiggle made my buns flare up in pain
by smexy poop October 19, 2007
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shankative

the act being a shank. as in you having the ability to kill people by just saying shankative. now if u say this theire entrails will spill out on to the floor
holy shankative my entrails!!
by smexy poop October 19, 2007
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