by smendez April 22, 2010
Vagatitus.....A disease of the mind, common to men in their thirty's. Symptoms include but are not limited to, living in their mothers basement, playing in a band that never seems to play anywhere, hitting on every girl they see, while driving a mini van, masturbating in front of a full length mirror while listening to "eye of the tiger" and thinking about Clubber Lang in boxer shorts, and forcing small woodland animals to have sex with them. This disease is incurable and the afflicted should be immediately euthanized.
by smendez April 11, 2010
the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.
I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.
by smendez May 04, 2010
Fuck Tard… a person in a position of power or authority that is a fucking retard, causing them to inadvertently fuck people over. This person is usually innocuous or benign, but is so stupid that they always fuck something up, causing someone to get fucked over.
by smendez April 11, 2010