smendez's definitions

Peed'd up crotch funk

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.

"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.

by smendez April 4, 2010

Suckwad

Seamen that is extracted using only the mouth.

"She sucked his dick until he blew a huge Suckwad in her mouth"

by smendez April 22, 2010

Fuck Tard

Fuck Tard… a person in a position of power or authority that is a fucking retard, causing them to inadvertently fuck people over. This person is usually innocuous or benign, but is so stupid that they always fuck something up, causing someone to get fucked over.

EXAMPLE.. "My Fuck Tard boss shorted my paycheck again"

by smendez April 11, 2010

Extra Fagget

unnecessary items added to ones coffee in order to mask it's natural flavor.

If I wanted a "latte" I would of ordered a coffee with cream sugar and extra fagget...S.mendez

by smendez May 4, 2010