Definitions by smendez

Necro Vag 

Necro Vag... A rotting sweltering vagina that has to be surgically removed due to it's necrotic status. Symptoms include an eye blinding smell that wobbles the knees, imbues the lungs, and turns the stomach. An all encompassing odor that consumes a piece of your soul, and stains your very existence. One small whiff and your never the same again.

EXAMPLE..."Mrs smith has a severe case of Necro Vag from all donkey and gorilla sex she had while traveling with the circus"

Necro Vag by smendez April 11, 2010

son of a cunt 

When a situation has escalated past the point of using the mild term "son of a bitch" it has become a son of a cunt.

"son of a bitch Johnny the brakes on the car are not working", "son of a cunt Stan here comes a semi truck!

son of a cunt by smendez April 4, 2010

cock bite 

When a person intentionally acts to cause humiliation to another person.

That fucking"cock bite" Sam tripped me in front of my three year old son, then he pissed on me and threw rocks at me while my son watched and laughed. I hate that fucking "cock bite"

cock bite by smendez April 4, 2010

Peed'd up crotch funk 

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.

"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.

Peed'd up crotch funk by smendez April 4, 2010