Definitions by smarty jones

BNWIGH 

Acronym for “be naked when I get home”

“What did you your dad just text me? My phones on the table.” -Mom

“BNWIGH...” -Daughter, presumably in unspeakable shock and horror.

BNWIGH by Smarty Jones September 8, 2018

extrospection 

Exhibitionary introspection or morbid vanity

"Forgive my extrospection, but I'm suffering through a very difficult existential crisis."

"I'm sorry, but if you're paying for therapry, I shouldn't have to suffer through your extrospection."

extrospection by smarty jones June 23, 2004