breatharian

some dumb cunt who thinks they can, instead of eating food, survive by eating/breathing oxygen and absorbing sunlight like a fucking plant.

stoner: im a breatharian!
normal human: wtf how are you alive

by smart cunt with common sense August 20, 2019

mad cunt

a sick lad who is an awesome person.

person: oh yeah jeff is a mad cunt
jeff: fuck yeah

by smart cunt with common sense August 20, 2019

fuck head

someone who is a fucking idiot

person: god dammit jerry you forgot to buy juul pods you fuck head
jerry: fuck me sorry mate

by smart cunt with common sense August 20, 2019