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eat shit

When you fall really fucking hard it can be on your face or not it doesn't matter

Guy 1: aye you seen that nigga eat shit while running the other day?
Guy 2: Yea he fucking hard as shit

by slumpin January 13, 2017

slump can

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

by slumpin November 6, 2014