WelHAHAfare is the student form of welfare, except one drastic difference, you have to pay it back...with interest... after you graduate.
Or better known, as Financial Aid.
Q: Have you gotten your welHAHAfare yet?
A:No, the term hasn't started yet, I don't get mine for two more weeks!
Graduating sucks, now I have to start paying the interest rates of my welHAHAfare