Definitions by sloan huchites

softypunch 

the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle

guy1: did u bang that chick last night?

guy2: i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her

softypunch by sloan huchites May 8, 2011

softypunch 

:verb; the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle

i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her

softypunch by sloan huchites April 23, 2011