driftwood

a random boner, a stiffy out of nowhere
Chris L. was wearing his umbros in class and got up to leave and low and behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!
by Slick Nick October 13, 2005
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cleaver head

The intense headache you get when listening to an annoying person.
Jack gave me a case of cleaver head when he went on and on about his new computer.
by slick nick July 16, 2014
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