Definitions by singin quimby

BMX Track

The shit streak left on your gonch after a lousy wipe.

Dude there was no Mountain Money in the can at Burger King. I'm going to have the worst BMX Track.

A shit so rough it feels like it's caked in barnacles. Often caused by eating to much popcorn.

Dude I had the worst case of Barnacle Loaf this morning and my asspipe is still killing me.