2 definitions by Singin Quimby

1

A shit so rough it feels like it's caked in barnacles. Often caused by eating to much popcorn.

Dude I had the worst case of Barnacle Loaf this morning and my asspipe is still killing me.

by Singin Quimby August 18, 2010

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2

The shit streak left on your gonch after a lousy wipe.

Dude there was no Mountain Money in the can at Burger King. I'm going to have the worst BMX Track.

by Singin Quimby September 03, 2010

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