Definitions by simplyjames

Flac Jac 

The act of ejaculation while having a flaccid penis

The cold air made my nips so hard. I couldn't stop myself from a flac jac. I even had recoil I flac jacked so hard.

Flac Jac by simplyjames March 1, 2023

The Dumbo Bidet 

Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.

Have you joined the Dumbo Bidet mile-high club?

The Dumbo Bidet by simplyjames April 9, 2022

Rusty Butt Chug 

The act of peeing into someones butt

Would you like to have a rusty butt chug later?

Rusty Butt Chug by simplyjames May 6, 2016