Flac Jac

The act of ejaculation while having a flaccid penis

The cold air made my nips so hard. I couldn't stop myself from a flac jac. I even had recoil I flac jacked so hard.

by simplyjames March 02, 2023

Rusty Butt Chug

The act of peeing into someones butt

Would you like to have a rusty butt chug later?

by simplyjames January 24, 2016

The Dumbo Bidet

Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.

Have you joined the Dumbo Bidet mile-high club?

by simplyjames April 10, 2022