Definitions by simon G

jobbie balls 

some one who says they will do a trick or stunt and then chikens out when some one brings it up. often used in scotland and said as : jobbie baws!

right its youre turn!
no way am naw stupid!
shut it and go jobbie balls

jobbie balls by simon G October 20, 2005

merry damage 

a slang term for the common cider for neds it is called merry damage because if u drink a bottle you will undoubtfully spew youre ring.

gees a drink o' yer merry damage now ya cunt.

merry damage by simon G October 20, 2005