totes ridoncs

a shortened version of totally redonculous; even more ridiculous than totes ridics

Frank: That guy said he'd get with every girl here!

Bob: Totes ridoncs!

by sillyjordo December 12, 2009

Hey Dude

A turd left floating in the toilet bowl with a note, inscribed "hey dude", pinned to it with a toothpick. Used as a greeting of sorts between roommates.

"Not cool man, my girlfriend came home to surprise me at lunch and got the 'hey dude' you left."

by sillyjordo December 12, 2009