Hey Dude

A turd left floating in the toilet bowl with a note, inscribed "hey dude", pinned to it with a toothpick. Used as a greeting of sorts between roommates.

"Not cool man, my girlfriend came home to surprise me at lunch and got the 'hey dude' you left."

by sillyjordo December 13, 2009

totes ridoncs

a shortened version of totally redonculous; even more ridiculous than totes ridics

Frank: That guy said he'd get with every girl here!

Bob: Totes ridoncs!

by sillyjordo December 13, 2009