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Arya

Arya is a fugly boy with the name of a girl. A boy named Arya has the greasiest hair in the world, it looks as wet as the fucking ocean. His hair stinks like dog shit because he hasn’t showered a single time in his life. He’s built like a fucking pole, but works out. He says his muscles are growing but he’s still just a weak pussy built like a stick. Everyone at school thinks Arya is ugly and hates him, despite this he manages to pull a pretty girl, who is perfect and loved by everyone. Except for him. He breaks up with her after fucking pretending to love her, and also destroys her mental health by being the shittiest boyfriend ever at the same time. A man named Arya is the lowest human ever, with a nose bigger than his own dick doubled, a man who is worth less than dirt. A disgusting filthy ugly horrific man who deserves zero rights, because he isn’t human. He is so ungodly unfunny and annoying and mutated and insanely difficult to even glance at without vomiting. Every time a man named Arya takes a shotgun to his head and pulls the trigger, the world becomes a better place and thousands of people cheer.

“Ew, it stinks in here! It smells like Arya!”

“You like him, he’s so ugly!”

“Really? Is he Arya ugly though?”

“He’s not THAT bad, good LORD. If he looked like Arya, he would’ve already gotten beaten to death for looking like a fucking mutilated toucan with a disgusting hairy shrimp dick.”

by silllymonkeyfartqueen333 January 8, 2023