2 definitions by sigmund the dephacate
1. to beat with a rubber hose/tube- used in police stations on suspects who dont cooperate during an interrogation. (see flogging)
2. a cencor for the word "fuck"
2. a cencor for the word "fuck"
by sigmund the dephacate April 27, 2006
small fuzzy creature (often slimy) who spawns from one's anal reigon. these "ass grebils" are often the cause of prolonged constipation. however these rectal-rodents can be excreted and usually are.
*how to know that YOUR ass gerbil has been ejected*
1) your feces has sharp claw-like points that scrap your cheeks
2) your feces is steaming in the toilet
3) your feces is completely impossible to break-up or compress
*how to know that YOUR ass gerbil has been ejected*
1) your feces has sharp claw-like points that scrap your cheeks
2) your feces is steaming in the toilet
3) your feces is completely impossible to break-up or compress
boy1:"wow! my very first ass gerbil!"
boy2:"cool! what color is yours?"
boy1:"orange and red!"
boy2:"wow! mine is green!"
boy2:"cool! what color is yours?"
boy1:"orange and red!"
boy2:"wow! mine is green!"
by sigmund the dephacate April 26, 2006