Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.

Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?

by sigma sugma September 08, 2021

What bizarre act is the canine performing?

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

by sigma sugma September 08, 2021

Urbandictionary.com

You're using it now fuckwit

Tommy: What do you think of Urbandictionary.com?
Timmy: It's pretty cool.

by sigma sugma September 10, 2021