Definitions by sicmyduck
Wesley Crusher
A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.
My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.
Wesley Crusher by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
south park jesus
The one and only true savior. Has a very popular cable access show in South Park Colorado. Is known to smite sinners with a M-4 assault rifle.
south park jesus by sicmyduck June 26, 2019