wank trough

Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress
Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.
by shyjason August 14, 2005
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Ann Coulter

1. Someone I would pay a lot of money to see Mr T donkey punch.
2. The crziest bitch on the planet
"I pitty the fool who writes this bullshit!"
by shyjason August 14, 2005
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cps

"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.
Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.
by shyjason August 14, 2005
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