Definitions by shuey

swedish paint job 

When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.

That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.

swedish paint job by Shuey August 11, 2015

shitty deal 

bad luck, when something sucks

Koby: "FUCK my lighter is out of fluid"
Seth: "Shitty Deal.."

shitty deal by shuey May 23, 2005