sholto bonham thomas's definitions

farglewargle

a drug formerly known as prozium which supresses emotions, this drug renamed farglewargle due to its amazing property of being able to reveal who is actually feeling. when the call to take your farglewargle is given anyone feeling will laugh at such a ridiculous word.

TAKE YOUR FARGLEWARGLe

by sholto bonham thomas February 28, 2004

brapple

a bruised apple

"this apple has been bruised" "mate its a brapple"

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

frake

a frozen lake, this term was derived from a history trip where a frozen lake was spotted. later that evening after the rum and german beer had taken affect the term frake was a pplied to the phenomenon and it stuck

"that lake is frozen, it must be a frake"

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

BAF

acronym of "bent as fuck" used as a complaint or protest to an annoying or bad situation

"fuck i just got detention!" "dude thats just baf"

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

wench

a slightly less offensive term similar in meaning to "bitch"

"your'e such a fucking wench"

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

henhemjamium

a purple turkey smelling solid. the two hundred and forty seventh element of the periodic table. it has such properties as producing huge pairs of scissors to appear in the sky when added to common kryptonite mixed with mud

"and here we have henhemjamium the two hundred and forty seventh element....."

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

solid bifftek

the term used to describe something very hard resiliant or resistant. derived from the french word for steak.

"curtis dyer is made out of solid bifftek"

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004