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balexey

a spin-off of the renowned abbreviation of Balenciaga, 'balenci', altered for the sake of avoiding copyright claims when namedropping a designer brand that doesn't sponsor you. it's also used as a nickname for Russians as it closely resembles Russian names like Alexey, Alexei, etc.

balexey, shoe size on my toe, they know me. everywhere i go

by shoesize on my toe January 18, 2021

#MaskUpMike

a policy the student body uses when an individual refuses to wear their fucking mask, administered as part of the student council's 2-step plan to handle basketball players that can't dunk.

*Walks into classroom*

Person 1: Hey Michael what's up?

*sees that he's not wearing a mask*
Person 1: #MaskUpMike !!

by shoesize on my toe September 9, 2021