"Getcho burlapticking ass over 'ere boi"
"Ayo shut those big, juicy, burlapticking lips up"
"Burlapticking, fiddlesticking, finger-licking son-of-a-cunt"
"Ayo shut those big, juicy, burlapticking lips up"
"Burlapticking, fiddlesticking, finger-licking son-of-a-cunt"
by shitstained mattress September 12, 2020
"Getcho burlapticking ass over 'ere boi"
"Ayo shut those big, juicy, burlapticking lips up"
"Burlapticking, fiddlesticking, finger-licking son-of-a-cunt"
"Ayo shut those big, juicy, burlapticking lips up"
"Burlapticking, fiddlesticking, finger-licking son-of-a-cunt"
by shitstained mattress September 12, 2020
Derives from the term 'shipwreck'.
The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.
The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.
John: "There you go, mate. Sorry for taking so long..."
Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"
John: "Huh?"
Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"
John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."
Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"
Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"
John: "Huh?"
Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"
John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."
Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"
by shitstained mattress April 24, 2017
Used to describe a male orgasm, whereby upon reaching ejaculation, a particularly large volume of semen is exerted from the bellend, usually accompanied by lacrimation as the man's entire life achievements and sense of self-worth flash before his eyes in an ephemeral episode of acute post-nut clarity.
"I'm about to blunderbust a nut!"
by shitstained mattress February 17, 2020
When a user is displayed as "typing" in a chatroom for an extended period of time – in which the respondents are left anticipating what's to come – usually after having announced that they have something important to tell everyone.
henry_homesweet05: GUYS @everyone
fabian: hi
rambo-tha-rand0: can u not @ everyone ever again
foccsakeman: Henry what is it
stewie: wot
henry_homesweet05 is typing...
foccsakeman: spit it out fag
fabian: type hype
stewie: is he using one finger or something
foccsakeman: his mom use one finger
Burlap: above gay
fabian: @everyone @here HENRY GENERATING SOME TYPE HYPE WOO WOO!!
foccsakeman: y tho
stewie: TYPE HYPE
larrylasalle: did someone say type hype
foccsakeman: NO FAGGIT
fabian: larry go home
rambo-tha-rand0: DONT @every1 !!!
larrylasalle: I don't have a home
stewie: oh
fabian: idk go to the pub or something
foccsakeman: oh ffs..
henry_homesweet05: lol
henry_homesweet05 is typing...
stewie: OMG u caveman did u rlly just delete everything to type "lol" kys.
Burlap: below gayer
foccsakeman: pls no more type hype
fabian: UR KILLING US HENRY WITH THE HYYYYYYYYPE BOYOOO
henry_homesweet05: actually nvm my mom is calling me gtg
stewie: wtf henry miss me with this gay shit
foccsakeman: henry Ur mom has a dick
Burlap: focc how would u know do u suck it
foccsakeman: um wtf
Burlap: I heard its highly calorific
foccsakeman: ...
fabian: @everyone
Timmy_Trumpet: can u not with those juicy roblox bobbies
rambo-tha-rand0 just left the server...
fabian: rip
BabeChorbie: I heard there was type hype?
foccsakeman: no
fabian: only PTSD now
stewie: edgy
Burlap: like your mom's polygonagonal tiddies
stewie: can someone do a euthanasia on this chat
fabian: hi
rambo-tha-rand0: can u not @ everyone ever again
foccsakeman: Henry what is it
stewie: wot
henry_homesweet05 is typing...
foccsakeman: spit it out fag
fabian: type hype
stewie: is he using one finger or something
foccsakeman: his mom use one finger
Burlap: above gay
fabian: @everyone @here HENRY GENERATING SOME TYPE HYPE WOO WOO!!
foccsakeman: y tho
stewie: TYPE HYPE
larrylasalle: did someone say type hype
foccsakeman: NO FAGGIT
fabian: larry go home
rambo-tha-rand0: DONT @every1 !!!
larrylasalle: I don't have a home
stewie: oh
fabian: idk go to the pub or something
foccsakeman: oh ffs..
henry_homesweet05: lol
henry_homesweet05 is typing...
stewie: OMG u caveman did u rlly just delete everything to type "lol" kys.
Burlap: below gayer
foccsakeman: pls no more type hype
fabian: UR KILLING US HENRY WITH THE HYYYYYYYYPE BOYOOO
henry_homesweet05: actually nvm my mom is calling me gtg
stewie: wtf henry miss me with this gay shit
foccsakeman: henry Ur mom has a dick
Burlap: focc how would u know do u suck it
foccsakeman: um wtf
Burlap: I heard its highly calorific
foccsakeman: ...
fabian: @everyone
Timmy_Trumpet: can u not with those juicy roblox bobbies
rambo-tha-rand0 just left the server...
fabian: rip
BabeChorbie: I heard there was type hype?
foccsakeman: no
fabian: only PTSD now
stewie: edgy
Burlap: like your mom's polygonagonal tiddies
stewie: can someone do a euthanasia on this chat
by shitstained mattress June 02, 2018
Overused, coloured punchline that has been hijacked by the left to reinforce political correctness and silence opposition. Often used in situations that are about as racist as third-way feminism is an equality movement, in somewhat of a double entendre where the person slinging it about is the actual racist.
"In the grim dark future, there is only racism, sexism, ageism, sizeism and about as many genders as there are grains of sand on the planet."
"You racist cis white male! REEEEEE!"
"You racist cis white male! REEEEEE!"
by shitstained mattress December 17, 2017
A cooler way of saying "Calm"; meaning "It's cool/fine/alright" or more often for this variation, "Affirmative".
"Ayo come play Roblox at 6?"
"Calmo."
"We just played Roblox for 12 hours straight," said the little virgin, "We need to get a job!"
"It's calmo -- life finds a way, innit?"
"Same time tomorrow?"
"Calmo."
"Stop saying that."
"Calm."
"Calmo."
"We just played Roblox for 12 hours straight," said the little virgin, "We need to get a job!"
"It's calmo -- life finds a way, innit?"
"Same time tomorrow?"
"Calmo."
"Stop saying that."
"Calm."
by shitstained mattress September 09, 2020