A vehicle used by Jehovah's Witnesses to travel from neighbourhood to neighbourhood, terrorising people on their doorsteps.
by shitstained mattress September 11, 2020
Get the Jehovacraftmug. The latest game in the Crackdown series, set to reinvent and build sky-high off of the foundations layed by the original game.
Crackdown 3 delivers Microsoft's Azure-powered, revolutionary multiplayer destruction in typical Crackdown fashion. Players will be able to leap from skyscraper to skyscraper – tearing them down with their buddies as they do so.
Outside of its exciting new multiplayer experience, the game will also have a traditional Crackdown-styled single player mode that is four player co-op enabled, much like the previous two games.
Set to release alongside Project Scorpio this year, on Xbox One and Win10. I'll remember its release date as the day my life was completed.
Crackdown 3 delivers Microsoft's Azure-powered, revolutionary multiplayer destruction in typical Crackdown fashion. Players will be able to leap from skyscraper to skyscraper – tearing them down with their buddies as they do so.
Outside of its exciting new multiplayer experience, the game will also have a traditional Crackdown-styled single player mode that is four player co-op enabled, much like the previous two games.
Set to release alongside Project Scorpio this year, on Xbox One and Win10. I'll remember its release date as the day my life was completed.
Before E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Where the hell is Crackdown 3 right now?'
Dude #2: 'I've not the foggiest idea, mate.'
After E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, it's actually happening! Crackdown 3 is here!'
Dude #2: 'Quite so, my good man. Lad, let us pray that this technological advancement – known as Crackdown 3 – delivers on what it promises.'
Dude #1: 'Oh it will BABY!'
Dude #2: 'Amen.'
Dude #1: 'Where the hell is Crackdown 3 right now?'
Dude #2: 'I've not the foggiest idea, mate.'
After E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, it's actually happening! Crackdown 3 is here!'
Dude #2: 'Quite so, my good man. Lad, let us pray that this technological advancement – known as Crackdown 3 – delivers on what it promises.'
Dude #1: 'Oh it will BABY!'
Dude #2: 'Amen.'
by shitstained mattress April 13, 2017
Get the Crackdown 3mug. A cooler way of saying "Calm"; meaning "It's cool/fine/alright" or more often for this variation, "Affirmative".
"Ayo come play Roblox at 6?"
"Calmo."
"We just played Roblox for 12 hours straight," said the little virgin, "We need to get a job!"
"It's calmo -- life finds a way, innit?"
"Same time tomorrow?"
"Calmo."
"Stop saying that."
"Calm."
"Calmo."
"We just played Roblox for 12 hours straight," said the little virgin, "We need to get a job!"
"It's calmo -- life finds a way, innit?"
"Same time tomorrow?"
"Calmo."
"Stop saying that."
"Calm."
by shitstained mattress September 9, 2020
Get the Calmomug. "Getcho burlapticking ass over 'ere boi"
"Ayo shut those big, juicy, burlapticking lips up"
"Burlapticking, fiddlesticking, finger-licking son-of-a-cunt"
"Ayo shut those big, juicy, burlapticking lips up"
"Burlapticking, fiddlesticking, finger-licking son-of-a-cunt"
by shitstained mattress September 11, 2020
Get the Burlaptickingmug. Derives from the term 'shipwreck'.
The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.
The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.
John: "There you go, mate. Sorry for taking so long..."
Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"
John: "Huh?"
Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"
John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."
Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"
Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"
John: "Huh?"
Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"
John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."
Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"
by shitstained mattress April 24, 2017
Get the Shitwreckmug. A stunning new open-world pirate game, made by the talented crew at Rare. With a gorgeous art style and a vast ocean to explore – this charming cell-shaded game requires true teamwork if you're to set sail into its mysteries.
Players can look forward to boarding ships and stealing booty later this year, when the game releases alongside Project Scorpio.
It is coming to Xbox One/Scorpio and Win10 as a Play Anywhere title. I'm really pumped to see if Rare can still work their magic!
Players can look forward to boarding ships and stealing booty later this year, when the game releases alongside Project Scorpio.
It is coming to Xbox One/Scorpio and Win10 as a Play Anywhere title. I'm really pumped to see if Rare can still work their magic!
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, I can't wait to play Sea of Thieves!'
Dude#2: 'I know, right?! That game is gonna be lit.'
Weirdo: 'IT SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S NOT ON PS4!!!'
Dude #1: 'Get out of here, you Pony!'
Dude #2: 'Yeah, go play your little weaboo indie games!'
Dude #1 and #2 proceed to high-five.
Dude#2: 'I know, right?! That game is gonna be lit.'
Weirdo: 'IT SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S NOT ON PS4!!!'
Dude #1: 'Get out of here, you Pony!'
Dude #2: 'Yeah, go play your little weaboo indie games!'
Dude #1 and #2 proceed to high-five.
by shitstained mattress April 13, 2017
Get the Sea of Thievesmug. Animation from Japan, often centred on organisms with disproportionately gigantic, pulsating jelly-breasts that weebs deem their "waifus". Sometimes the entire plot of the show is just tits.
Dude: fucking weebs and their weeby ass weeb-land shit.
Weeb: hey come check out these two-dimensional tits.
Dude: I think I like anime now.
Weeb: hey come check out these two-dimensional tits.
Dude: I think I like anime now.
by shitstained mattress August 20, 2020
Get the Animemug.