60 definitions by shit_4_brains
A person (usually a man) who has an extensive collection of pornography, and usually knows the names of all the major porn stars.
by shit_4_brains September 12, 2007
I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!
by shit_4_brains August 27, 2007
by shit_4_brains March 24, 2008
a way to describe the degree of sexual arousal as a result of a given sight, situation, or circumstance. Usually used as a way to describe a very high level of sexual arousal.
The Hornacity level in the room hit a high point when the speaker took her top off and shook her tits at the previously bored audience. Now awakened, the audience licked their chops with hornacious desire.
by shit_4_brains November 11, 2007
the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.
by shit_4_brains August 21, 2007
When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".
Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.
by shit_4_brains January 7, 2008
In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.
by shit_4_brains January 7, 2008