shayne's definitions

schmeeb

A male breast or nipple

Usually twisted to inflict pain on a friend or other.

Dude! Your schmeeb is mine!!!

Mike's schmeeb is swollen to the size of a grapefruit!

by shayne March 9, 2005

schwingage

wen u do something cool, like score a hot chick, or get some sick air, u say schwing, and cool things r schwingage

dude, major schwingage!!

by shayne July 31, 2004

blumpey

The act of giving a male oral pleasure while he is doing No.2, whether he be sitting or otherwise.

She came out of nowhere and started sucking it, i was taking a shit, but i didnt stop her

by Shayne June 6, 2004

jing

To ejaculate or cum. Masturbation followed by ejaculation.

Dude, dont jing on my floor you fuck.

by Shayne March 11, 2005