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jing

To ejaculate or cum. Masturbation followed by ejaculation.
Dude, dont jing on my floor you fuck.
by Shayne March 11, 2005
mugGet the jingmug.

blumpey

The act of giving a male oral pleasure while he is doing No.2, whether he be sitting or otherwise.
She came out of nowhere and started sucking it, i was taking a shit, but i didnt stop her
by Shayne June 6, 2004
mugGet the blumpeymug.

schwingage

wen u do something cool, like score a hot chick, or get some sick air, u say schwing, and cool things r schwingage
dude, major schwingage!!
by shayne July 31, 2004
mugGet the schwingagemug.

schmeeb

A male breast or nipple

Usually twisted to inflict pain on a friend or other.
Dude! Your schmeeb is mine!!!

Mike's schmeeb is swollen to the size of a grapefruit!
by shayne March 9, 2005
mugGet the schmeebmug.

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