NIG NUG TREE

NIG NUG TREE IS A BLACK CHRISTMAS TREE DECORATED WITH STOLEN GRAPE FLAVORED CANDY CANES MOST OF THEM BROKEN AND INSTEAD OF A STAR FOR A TOPPER A STOLEN HOOD ORNAMENT FROM A BUICK REGAL IS GLUED ON TOP!
A NIG NUG TREE IS FOUND AT THE BASE OF AN ERUPTED VOLCANO!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 28, 2011
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lybian lettuce wrap

To crap all over a drunk person while they sleep wrap them in their blanket like a burrito place them in a tanning bed leave it on till they wake up perferably about 8 hrs. thats a lybian lettuce wrap!
she was so drunk that we all pitched in and gave her one hell of a lybian lettuce wrap
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 04, 2011
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ISLE SQUAT

ISLE SQUAT IS WHEN YOUR AT A STORE AND A CHICK SQUATS DOWN SUPER LOW TO STOCK THE SHELVES AND LOOKS LIKE A FROG READY TO MOUNT A ROCK HARD MAN POLE
MAN DID YOU PEEP THAT SUPER HOT ISLE SQUAT THAT TEENY GAVE ME A HARDY HAD TO TUCK IT IN MY UNDER WEAR BAND DUDE I FKN LOVE THE ISLE SQUAT MAKES SHOPPING WORTH WHILE NO MATTER WHAT STORE
by shannon motowakan October 21, 2011
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PORCELINE PAINTING

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY
MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011
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